Aparition Is Run Off By Shanty Elder

Saturday is my day. I have breakfast with the boys and pretty much do whatever I damn well please. Today was no exception. I left the house at 9:30 AM and returned home at 6:30 PM. Ma announced that she had run off an intruder that was sitting at the kitchen table when she got up. I gotta tell you I don't know what to believe. I personally think her night time terrors have become daytime delusions. She claims that a little white man was sitting at the table and she chased him off by hitting him in the head with a shoe, I don't really see it. She insists that I change the locks. Change the locks so the boogeyman can't get back in? She chased off someone in the last 80 years, I just don't think it was today.